And So It Begins.

yall: She’s stimulating the economy

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:38:12 -0400

yall:

She’s stimulating the economy

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:37:38 -0400

rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:36:40 -0400

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:35:42 -0400

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:35:19 -0400

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:33:18 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:28:30 -0400

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:27:55 -0400

meemeegang: swmpmnstr: fozmeadows: ninja-pillow-timeywimey: A...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:26:37 -0400

meemeegang:

swmpmnstr:

fozmeadows:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

Accidental philosphy

Most perfect thing of all the things.

Most perfect thing of all the things.

I love this.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:25:48 -0400

I’m the biggest failure ever. I’m a screwup. I have made more mistakes than anyone else...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:25:35 -0400

I’m the biggest failure ever. I’m a screwup. I have made more mistakes than anyone else I know. And I want it to end.

Life.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:24:30 -0400

Well, I haven’t posted to my blog recently, but here I am now. So, a lot of unfortunate things happened recently and it blows my mind. Could things really be this screwed up? Everything is stressful and it’s eating away at me. But I definitely decided that I want to be a better, wholesome person. I really want to be a genuinely happy person, I don’t want to depend on anyone else to make me happy. Even though everything is screwed up, I can definitely say that I’ve learned some pretty valuable lessons. At least the court is going to let me drive pretty much everywhere in Wilmington that I need to go to. But it doesn’t really matter because I screwed up everything else I worked for. I don’t know, everything seems pretty pointless and I feel so helpless. Like I’m drowning. Drowning is the perfect word to describe how I feel right now. There’s so much I plan to do, but is any of it really going to work out? I really want to build myself up to be a healthier and happier person this summer, but I doubt that I’ll even be allowed. I don’t know. I don’t know anything. I guess time will tell.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 12:01:41 -0400

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:01:25 -0400

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

professorsnikt: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspeedsound: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:01:13 -0400

professorsnikt:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

cunttacular: cali01: cunttacular: Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent? Maybe you did...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:58:27 -0400

cunttacular:

cali01:

cunttacular:

Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?

Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.

Mindfuck

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Wed, 15 May 2013 11:57:28 -0400

circletines: my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:57:00 -0400

circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

overhumor: 0/10

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:56:55 -0400

overhumor:

0/10

thorjammer: did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:56:20 -0400

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it